"Fat Bastard"

I have recorded another song, due to release for my upcoming album, or for other materials. I've created this song using Fruity Loop 8, which is an upgrade version of the previous Fruity Loop 7 XXL that I have used. I noticed quite a few changes. I like the Acoustic Guitar preset, but I hate that Master Limiter.

For "Fat Bastard", I used a very simple beat loop that can be created by anybody.. using Kick, Clap, Hat and Snare. I inserted another preset, which is "DirectWave". I modified quite a lot of settings in there, until I satisfied with it's "violin" sound. I have used violin sounds before, which is in my previous work, "Berguguran", but it doesn't come out as the main instrument of the song. However, "Fat Bastard" relies heavily on this "violin" sound for its melody. As for the mixer, I applied "Bass Booster" and accidentally using "Fruity Vocoder" for its Kick. Wow, it comes out pretty nice 'kick' in the ass!

The lyric, I made in just short of 10 minutes. Amazing huh? It's in English, that's why I'm speaking in English right now. Hehe. The whole song took me less than 3 hours to finish. The lyric is quite long, quite properly structured... contains very subtle and flowerish words I have ever used! However, beware of its vulgar words. I have produced a 'clean' version. I can't tell you what this song is all about, but I can tell you, people with bigger butt, waistline and too many sticky fatty tissues in their body can relate themselves to this song. Feel insulted? Well, I wrote this song about me - and you too, you 'fat bastard'. Gotcha! Hehe.

Ok then, enjoy!

"Fat Bastard" (Dirty Version)


"Fat Bastard" (Clean Version)


Title Of The Song: Fat Bastard
Original Singer: Muntz
Composer: Muntz
Lyricist: Muntz

Oh.. one song
Yeah.. this song is for you
Second time.. listen to this
You know what.. uh

(Verse 1)
Everytime I see your face
I don't know what the hell for me to trace
The hatred got sparked in my eyes
Make me wanna sing these lullabies

I should have tell you earlier
That you are just another stranger
What we gotta do to fix this up
I'm gonna and gotta say that I give up

If you have something in your mind
For us to make and get unwind
If you have something in your mind
Show me baby, but you won't be mine

We're dead if love of my heart knew
You'll be dead if your spouses knew too
Go and pack your bags right now
You should have left from my crib by now

I was just feeling honky-donkey
You are not my tasty honey
But I was forced by myself, my lust
My heart said it will be my first, my last

I have written one song for you
This time will be the second and the last too
Your surname doesn't sound like Jimmy Choo
But the double, oh, can be replaced, I am... ooh

(Chorus)
You know what,
This is not right,
Sure he'll bang me right,
Like the dark knight,
You held me tight,
You squeeze my might,
I wanna go fight,
Like amber in the light,
Uh, swerve my stride,
But you taste it right,
You're not the first to ride.
My plight, I hide my wide pride,
I bride, un-bright all the light.

Uh uh.. oh uh.. know what? Yeah!

(Verse 2)
Remember get together I wrote for you
I really love that song, I've shown him too
He didn't feel anything wrong by it
He even asked me, what a pile of shit

The remixes didn't work out well
I planned to release third one in hell
Instead I ended up in a paradise
The fifth moon circulated sun's eyes

I know I gotta lost in translation
My grammar and spelling can be questioned
Your raiser can act in one notion
Mine one gotta wait for your motions

(Chorus)
You know what,
This is not right,
Sure he'll bang me right,
Like the dark knight,
You held me tight,
You squeeze my might,
I wanna go fight,
Like amber in the light,
Uh, swerve my stride,
But you taste it right,
You're not the first to ride.
My plight, I hide my wide pride,
I bride, un-bright all the light.

(Bridge)
Yeah... This is not my tradition
You can ask my parents how much I earned
You'll be surprised that I'm not that rich
Instead I'm poorer than hooker, bitch

(Verse 3)
This low line, directly, my waist line
It's invisible, you see, chaser's shrine
It bounces like a baloon got shocked in the sky
I wanna know how much you wanna try

Me, you're maybe my thirty-third
It might sound cocky and absurd
Be sold, in the market, I'm sold
To someone that has fucked after it bought

I maybe a choke, u said I gotta trim that bulk
I said to him, highway bypass, he sulked
You know how hard to be someone like me
Have to be something, I don't wanna be

You see... I look healthy
I look wealthy.. but you don't know how much I earned
You'll be surprised that I'm poor
Baby, you know me uh...

"Numb" [cover]

Lepas Crawling, aku terfikir, not bad gak aku boleh bawak lagu LP ek. OK, aku cuba lagu LP lain lagi. Maka terhasillah lagu "Numb". Baru aku sedar lagu ni sama pattern jer dengan Crawling.



Tajuk Lagu: Numb
Penyanyi Asal: Linkin Park

i'm tired of being what you want me to be
feeling so faithless
lost under the surface
i don't know what you're expecting of me
put under the pressure
of walking in your shoes
[caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow]
every step that i take is another mistake to you

i've
become so numb
i can't feel you there
become so tired
so much more aware
i'm becoming this
all i want to do
is be more like me
and be less like you

can't you see that you're smothering me
holding too tightly
afraid to lose control
cause everything that you thought i would be
has fallen apart right in front of you

[caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow]
every step that i take is another mistake to you
[caught in the undertow / just caught in the undertow]
and every second i waste is more than i can take

but i know
i may end up failing too
but i know
you were just like me
with someone disappointed in you

"Crawling" [cover]

I'm never a fan of Linkin Park - among the reasons: too cheesy rock, and Mike Shinoda. Tapi lagu2 dia mencabar jugak, sbb vokal dicabar ke tahap ekstrim. Tapi aku takleh lah buat ala2 suara metal macam Linkin Park tu. OK.. enjoy!



Tajuk Lagu: Crawling
Penyanyi Asal: Linkin Park

Crawling in my skin
These wounds, they will not heal
Fear is how I fall
Confusing what is real

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling

I can't seem
To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence I�m convinced that there�s just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure

Chorus

Discomfort, endlessly has pulled itself upon me
Distracting, reacting
Against my will I stand beside my own reflection
It's haunting how I can't seem...

To find myself again
My walls are closing in
(Without a sense of confidence I�m convinced that there�s just too much pressure to take)
I've felt this way before
So insecure

Chorus (Repeat until end)

There's something inside me that pulls beneath the surface
Consuming, confusing
This lack of self control I fear is never ending
Controlling (Whispered during chorus)

"Saving All My Love For You" [cover]

Siapa yang tak suka nyanyi lagu Whitney? Her songs are all classic and evergreen! Aku mmg dah cuba banyak lagu Whitney, dari yang susah ke senang sikit. Lagu Saving All My Love For You pulak aku tak cuba lagi. Kebetulan lepas dengar Tatiana American Idol 8 asyik bawak lagu ni, jadi aku pun terfikir nak bawa jugak. Enjoy!'




Tajuk Lagu: Saving All My Love For You
Penyanyi Asal: Whitney Houston

A few stolen moments is all that we share
You've got your family, and they need you there
Though I've tried to resist, being last on your list
But no other man's gonna do
So I'm saving all my love for you

It's not very easy, living all alone
My friends try and tell me, find a man of my own
But each time I try, I just break down and cry
Cause I'd rather be home feeling blue
So I'm saving all my love for you

You used to tell me we'd run away together
Love gives you the right to be free
You said be patient, just wait a little longer
But that's just an old fantasy

I've got to get ready, just a few minutes more
Gonna get that old feeling when you walk through that door
Cause tonight is the night, for feeling alright
We'll be making love the whole night through
So I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my love
Yes I'm saving all my love for you

No other woman, is gonna love you more
Cause tonight is the night, that I'm feeling alright
We'll be making love the whole night through
So I'm saving all my love
Yeah I'm saving all my lovin
Yes I'm saving all my love for you
For you, for you

"These Boots Are Made For Walkin' " [cover]

Aku memang peminat suara Jessica Simpson. Suara dia very breathy, sikit husky, merdu, lunak, besar dan paling penting - cheeky. Aku cuba imitate Jessica Simpson nyer cheekiness dalam lagu ni. So jangan fikir pelik2 yer! I'm just trying to imitate, babeh!



Tajuk Lagu: These Boots Are Made For Walkin'
Penyanyi Asal: Jessica Simpson

Are you ready boots?
Start walkin'
Yee Hah!
come on
Let’s go

You keep sayin you got somethin for me (uh)
Well officer I don’t mind to say you do
Now your lookin right where I thought you'd be looking
Legs come handy when law's in front of you

These boots are made for walkin
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

You believe you’ve stopped me for a reason (uh)
Now I’m pretending my bendings just for fun
You keep playin where I got you playin (yeah)
These double D initals work to run

These boots are made for walkin
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

I’m the girl with the good ol' boys who don’t mean you no harm
Just got my way with hazzard county charm
There aint no crime in havin a little fun

Swerve my stride
bat my sexy eyes
Where my boots at?(hah)
Strut ya stuff come on

Hey ya’ll
Wanna come and see something (uh uh, uh uh)
Can’t touch, can I get a hand clap
for the way I work my back(with the daisy dukes)
Tick tock all around the clock
drop it
Push ya tush, just like that
Can I get a sooey?
Can I get a yehaw?

You keep thinkin what you shouldn't be thinking
Another two buttons down till you're kissing the ground
I’m a gonna send you back home as ya cryin'
But Uncle Jessie, he sure is gonna be proud

These boots are made for walkin
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

These boots are made for walking
And that’s just what they’ll do
One of these days these boots are gonna walk.... all... o...ver...you

Come on boots
Start walking
Come on ladies

Hey ya’ll
Wanna come and see something (uh uh, uh uh)
Can’t touch, can I get a hand clap
for the way I work my back (with the daisy dukes)
Tick tock all around the clock drop it
Push ya tush, just like that
Can I get a sooey(sooey)
Can I get a yehaw (yehaw)

Come on Willie (ohh yeah, owww)
Yehaw
Willie Nelson everybody (uh)
Let’s go home now
(sooey, yehaw. sooey, yehaw. sooey, yehaw.)

"Man! I Feel Like A Woman" [cover]

Aku suka sangat lagu ni, tapi takleh nak tukar pulak liriknya. Jadi, aku just imitate pompuan dalam lagu ni lah. Tapi the best part is, lagu ni tak perlu twang sangat. Well, enjoy my rendition of this song!



Tajuk Lagu: Man! I Feel Like A Woman
Penyanyi Asal: Shania Twain

I'm going out tonight-I'm feelin' alright
Gonna let it all hang out
Wanna make some noise-really raise my voice
Yeah, I wanna scream and shout
No inhibitions-make no conditions
Get a little outta line
I ain't gonna act politically correct
I only wanna have a good time

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

The girls need a break-tonight we're gonna take
The chance to get out on the town
We don't need romance-we only wanna dance
We're gonna let our hair hang down

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

The best thing about being a woman
Is the prerogative to have a little fun (fun, fun)

Oh, oh, oh, go totally crazy-forget I'm a lady
Men's shirts-short skirts
Oh, oh, oh, really go wild-yeah, doin' it in style
Oh, oh, oh, get in the action-feel the attraction
Color my hair-do what I dare
Oh, oh, oh, I wanna be free-yeah, to feel the way I feel
Man! I feel like a woman!

I get totally crazy
Can you feel it
Come, come, come on baby
I feel like a woman

"I'm Gonna Getcha Good" [cover]

Lagu ni memang memerlukan twang yang kuat. Jadi apa aku boleh buat, cuma sengaukan lebih suara untuk mencapai twang yang paling minima. Sengaja aku nyanyikan lagu ni dalam versi country, sebab aku rasa lagu country lebih baik dibiarkan country, jangan di"pop" atau di"rock" kan.



Tajuk Lagu: I'm Gonna Getcha Good
Penyanyi Asal: Shania Twain

Let's go!

Don't wantcha for the weekend, don't wantcha for a night
I'm only interested if I can have you for life, yeah
Uh, I know I sound serious and baby I am
You're a fine piece of real estate, and I'm gonna get me some land

Oh, yeah
So, don't try to run honey, love can be fun
There's no need to be alone when you find that someone

[Chorus:]
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha while I gotcha in sight
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha if it takes all night
(Yeah, you can betcha)
You can betcha by the time I say "go," you'll never say "no"
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha, it's a matter of fact
(I'm gonna getcha)
I'm gonna getcha, don'tcha worry 'bout that
(Yeah, you can betcha)
You can bet your bottom dollar, in time you're gonna be mine
Just like I should - I'll getcha good

Yeah, uh, uh
I've already planned it - here's how it's gonna be
I'm gonna love you and - you're gonna fall in love with me
Yeah, yeah

Oh, yeah
So, don't try to run honey, love can be fun
There's no need to be alone when you find that someone

[Repeat Chorus]

Yeah, I'm gonna getcha baby I'm gonna knock on wood
I'm gonna getcha somehow honey yeah, I'm gonna make it good
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah

Oh, yeah
So, don't try to run honey, love can be fun
There's no need to be alone when you find that someone

[Repeat Chorus]

Oh, I'm gonna getcha, I'm gonna getcha real good
Yeah, you can betcha, oh, I'm gonna getcha
(I'm gonna getcha) just like I should, I'll getcha good
Oh, I'm gonna getcha good!

"Cry" [cover]

Ada banyak lagu tajuk Cry di luar sana. Setau aku, Michael Jackson ada, Mandy Moore ada, sapa lagi ek.. tak terfikir aku skarang ni. Lagu ni mmg mencabar vokal. Untunglah vokal aku sampai jugak ke not yang diperlukan. Lagu ni juga perlukan emosi yang lebih. Jadi kalau nak di-rating-kan dari segi "sing-ability", aku rasa 1.5/5 jer.




Tajuk Lagu: Cry
Penyanyi Asal: Faith Hill

If I had just one tear
Running down your cheek
Maybe I could cope
Maybe I'd get some sleep
If I had just one moment at your exspense
Maybe all my misery
Would be well spent...yeaaaa

Could you cry a little
Lie just a little
Pretend that your feeling a little more pain
I gave now I'm wanting
Something in return
So cry just a little for me

If your love could be caged, honey, I would hold the key
And conceal it underneath the pile of lies you handed me
And you'd hunt and those lies
They'd be all you'd ever find
And that'd be all you'd have to know
For me to be fine

And you'd cry a little
Die just a little
And baby I would feel just a little less pain
I gave now I'm wanting
Something in return
So cry just a little for me

Give it up baby
I hear your goodbye
Nothin's gonna save me
I see it in your eyes
Some kind of heartache
Darlin give it a try
I don't want pity
I just want what is mine

Yeah.. Could you cry a little
Lie just a little
Pretend that you're feeling a little more pain
I gave now I'm wanting
Something in return
So cry just a little for me


Cry just a little for me
Could you cry just a little for me?

"Love Story" [cover]

Cantik lagu nie kan? Aku rasa ramai yang dok ulang2 lagu nie kat iTunes/winamp diorang. Aku bertuah sbb berjaya dapat instrumental lagu ni yang original. Agak susah gak bawak lagu nie, tambah lagi suara kena ada twang (lenggok country) sikit. Aku ubahsuai sikit lirik lagu nie utk suit nyanyian seorang lelaki kepada perempuan.



Tajuk Lagu: Love Story
Penyanyi Asal: Taylor Swift

We were both young when I first saw you
I close my eyes
And the flashback starts
I'm standing there
On a balcony in summer air

See the lights
See the party, the ball gowns
I see you make your way through the crowd
And I say hello, little did you know

That I was Romeo, I was throwing pebbles
And your daddy said stay away from Juliet
And you were crying on the staircase
Begging me please don't go, and u said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say yes

So you sneak out to the garden to see me
We keep quite cause we're dead if they knew
So close your eyes
Escape this town for a little while

Cause I was Romeo, you were a scarlet letter
And your daddy said stay away from Juliet
But I was everything to you
Begging me please don't go, and u said

Romeo take me somewhere we can be alone
I'll be waiting all there's left to do is run
You'll be the prince and I'll be the princess
It's a love story baby just say yes

Romeo save me, they try to tell me how to feel
This love is difficult, but it's real
Don't be afraid, we'll make it out of this mess
It's a love story baby just say yes
Oh oh

You thought, I got tired of waiting
Wondering if you were ever coming around
My faith in you is fading
When you met me on the outskirts of town, and you said

Romeo save me I've been feeling so alone
I keep waiting for you but you never come
Is this in my head? I don't know what to think
He knelt to the ground and pulled out a ring

And said, marry me Juliet
You'll never have to be alone
I love you and that's all I really know
I talked to your dad, go pick out a white dress
It's a love story baby just say yes

Oh oh oh oh
Cause we were both young when I first saw you